Worst football club statement ever.
September 5th, 2006
This morning’s statement by Chelsea Football Club is worth reading, the text is hilariously childish and vindictive. Seriously, who wrote that statement, the press officer’s son?
(The follow up discussion on CFCnet (unofficial Chelsea fan website) message boards is also worth a giggle or two.)

http://arseblog.com/WP/?p=155, now you know!
Explains a bit alright! (The parody press release it links to is excellent btw)