The Ultimate War Simulation

Via Kotau - The Ultimate War SIM. Of course no-one would buy this because, well, it just wouldn’t be fun and you couldn’t beat a game like this. In at number 5:

I want that “Public Support” meter to rise and fall according to Troops Lost, Length of Conflict, Innocents Killed and Whether or Not There is Anything Else On TV That Week. I want to lose 200 Public Support points because, in a war where 8,000 units have been lost, one of my Mutalisks happened to be caught on video accidentally eating one clergyman. Then, later, my destruction of an entire enemy city goes unnoticed because the Nude Zero-Gravity Futureball championship went into overtime.

Tuesday, June 28th, 2005 junk

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